Come June 5th the bitch is going to jail! I mean the day we have all hoped for since Paris bursted out on the scene has finally arrived.
There are free Pairs websites and there was even a free Paris rally in SoHo, but only 3 people showed up! No. Seriously. 3 PEOPLE! Paris must really be going through a low in life. She's going to a jail where she'll only get one hour a day out of her shared cell. You really have to feel bad for the girl, she's going to be made someone's lady on the first day simply because they'd have sex with her (and beat her up) for the same reason anyone else would.... just to say they would... oh, misery.
click here to see the rally video:
http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=877893852
However, my favorite part of this whole story is a clip of Arnold Schwartzenananan being asked if he was going to work hard to help Miss P. His response? He simply laughed and said "I have more important things to do". AMAZING! I mean I didn't think anything involving Arnold would ever be as hilarious as "who is your daddy and what does he do".
So in short, thank you, Paris. You have restored my faith in Arnold's ability to still be funny.
On a loverly little note, there is a made for TV movie about my lovely Anna Nicole. Somehow David Cross is in it. Who would have thought that David Cross would ever play a serious role, nonetheless the Anna Nicole made for TV Biopic. Glorious.
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